Marriage Is a Very Serious Matter

1. Her nephew, who's still in kindergarten, keeps asking Yue Yunqi:

"Uncle, Uncle, when are you getting married?"

Yue Yunqi: "Not for a long time!"

His nephew says, "I'm going to worry myself sick.

If you don't get married soon, I'll have gone from being your ring bearer to your best man!"

Yue Yunqi...

2. Yue's Mom: "Do you know why you don't have a partner?"

"Why?" Yue Yunqi asks.

Yue's Mom: "Because your standards are too high!"

"A woman, and not fat. Those are my only two conditions. How is that too much?" Yue Yunqi asks.

Yue's Mom: "Drop one of them."

"Drop which one?" Yue Yunqi asks.

Yue's Mom: "You only have one condition: she just has to be a woman."

3. Yue Yunqi secretly did the math:

Setting aside a house and a car, marrying a wife

would cost at least 100,000 yuan in bride price.

She'd probably only stay with me for 40 years.

That's 2,500 yuan a year,

or 6.8 yuan a day.

6.8 yuan a day! I don't even spend that much playing games all day!

So why get married at all?

4. Yue's Mom said, "My zodiac year is coming up. You need to hurry up and find someone."

Yunqi said, "The nation isn't prosperous yet. How can I worry about romance?"

Yue's Mom said, "There's something wrong with your head."

5. Mother's Day is tomorrow. Yue Yunqi wished his mother a happy Mother's Day in advance.

Yue's Mom gave him a look and said:

"You're this old and still single. How could I possibly be happy?"

Never mind. Take that back.