I! Lord Bu Er, who went to school with Chaos Gods and Demons, chased the light alongside the primordial races, and witnessed the prosperity of countless ages, have just one greatest wish in this life: to keep myself alive, do good deeds, and accumulate enough merit to become a great landlady.
Now my houses are built, with hundreds of millions of rooms sitting empty, and you actually tell me that I accidentally got a job offer from the Heavenly Dao megacorporation, and that if I don't show up for work, I'll have to hang myself?
How naive. Do you think I was born yesterday?
Listen up! I, the newly appointed Lord Bu Er of the Heavenly Dao, can't stand being coerced. You think you can threaten me?
Come on, let's make some trouble!
