A wisp of a Celestial Emperor's remnant soul fused with fragments of a divine artifact and took human form, then set off to conquer the Heavenly Domain with a thoroughly unreliable System.
System girl: Mission one: Get killed by the Blood Dragon Demon Lord to receive the Pure Yang Battle Physique.
Mission two: Get killed by the heavenly tribulation to receive the Immortal Law.
Damn it, do you want me dead, or do you want me dead?
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