[Pregnancy nausea + woman disguised as a man + transmigrate into a book + comedy + 1v1] Tuo Ba Ling transmigrated into a book and became the new emperor, who was actually a woman disguised as a man. On the very day of her enthronement, she threw up in front of everyone!!!
“Your Majesty... I have good news and bad news.”
“The good news?”
“I have been studying diligently of late, and I've developed an abortion medicine that works without pain or discomfort!”
Tuo Ba Ling's mouth twitched. “And the bad news?”
“The bad news is... Your Majesty's constitution is one in a million. You're a man, yet somehow you've become pregnant.”
Tuo Ba Ling spat out her water, wishing she could chop off the Imperial Physician's head to calm herself down.
As she dutifully managed the affairs of state and diligently took care of the baby, her secret identity was exposed. People from all over the empire came knocking, hoping to “become a father”!
The heir who was always trying to steal her throne sharpened his knife and peeled an apple for her.
The general who was always accusing her of ruining the country smashed a boulder against his chest right in front of her.
The upright new top scholar kept getting nervous eye twitches whenever he saw her...
Tuo Ba Ling: It's hopeless! Her dynasty is doomed to collapse!!
Then she turned around and saw the baby tugging at the Grand Preceptor's clothes and calling him “Daddy”!
That's not Daddy. That's the bastard who wants to climb into her bed!
“Xie Yanzhi, what kind of skill is it to trick a child?”
“Then how about I trick you? Could I trick you into marrying me?”
The usually self-disciplined, proper, and aloof Grand Preceptor actually wants to take her place too!!!!