Transmigrated to the Ming Dynasty as a Fake Eunuch

I transmigrate to the late Ming dynasty and, through a twist of fate, end up as a fake eunuch.

I only meant to make some money and escape, but somehow I become Chongzhen's favorite;

Somehow I replace Wei Zhongxian, and somehow I wipe out the rebels;

Somehow I defeat Hong Taiji, and somehow I revive the Ming dynasty...

Every last bit of it happens somehow!

I don't even know how!