Online Game: The All-Class Lord of Jiuzhou

Fang Ping accidentally enters a metaverse game world called Kyushu.

While everyone else is struggling to level up by fighting monsters and complaining that the monsters are too difficult and absurdly powerful,

Fang Ping sits nearby eating hot pot and singing. Watching the others bustle about, he says helplessly, "Sorry, guys, for making things so hard for you. This is actually my weakest underling, and even then, I only told him to go in unequipped so he could put on a show for you."

When some clueless guy insists on fighting Fang Ping one-on-one, Fang Ping can only put on a wounded expression and say, "Sorry, I have thousands upon thousands of brothers. They won't let me play with idiots."

Fang Ping's guiding principle is to avoid fighting whenever possible. If a fight is truly unavoidable, he fires off a long-range divine-level spell. If one isn't enough, he fires off two more. If you think close combat is a mage's weak point, then sorry, Fang Ping will simply say, "I'm really not a mage."

Everyone: "What the hell? How are we supposed to get by now?"

"Want to be my underling? I'll teach you."