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One day, he transmigrated to the Tang Dynasty and became Li You, the least favored of Li Shimin's five sons.
Just then, a political upheaval struck the court, and Li Er demoted and exiled him to Huangzhou.
At that moment, a System notification sounded in Li You's head.
"Choice One: Enough is enough! Rebel against that bastard! Reward: Ten thousand Guan Ning cavalry!"
"Choice Two: Shout, 'Go to hell, you stinking idiot!' Then leave with a flourish. Reward: Lu Bu's legacy!"
"Choice Three: Admit defeat and accept it gladly! Reward: One chance to summon an ancient hero's spirit!"
With Li You's fiery temper, of course he decisively chose the third option.
Hmph! Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river.
Li Er, just you wait. One day, I'll make all of the Tang Empire look up to me.
Japan? Crush it!
Tibet? Crush it!
The Arabs? Crush them!
If I am King of Tang,
wherever the sun and moon shine shall be Tang land.
Wherever rivers flow shall be Tang subjects.