My name is Alan Parker, and I'm a college student.
Thanks to a combination of talent and hard work, I became an intern at a world-famous company at sixteen and earned a generous salary.
Yes, yes, this was a perfect start.
But after my boss was kidnapped and brought back, he started flying around in Iron Man Armor.
The handsome blond guy who taught me martial arts told me he was Captain America, who had been around for more than sixty years.
On the way to an off-campus practicum, a man named Thor tried to take a hammer from me.
Oh my God, what on earth is going on? I stared at the bottle in my hand and freaked out.