Just after transmigrating to the Tang Dynasty, Wang Chuan gets bound to the “Great Sword System.” He’s thrilled, thinking he’ll “unleash a sword light that chills nineteen provinces” and rule the realm. But it turns out he’s supposed to run a bathhouse?!
What the hell is this “lava-roasted meat package”? A diamond-drill exfoliation and back scrub, a celestial-light body-tempering bath, and a Hellblood Springs mouth-rinse package???!
These outrageous services, which nobody in the Three Realms could dream up, somehow even win the favor of Little Li...
Pointing at the crooked, battered bathhouse sign, he tells the soldiers of the three armies, “This place is now a sacred site of the Tang Dynasty!”
“This Fountain of Immortality will temper every Tang soldier into a godlike warrior, bringing all nations to court and making the barbarians bow. With this spring, our Tang Dynasty will crush the will of all under Heaven!”
Wang Chuan then walks out from behind the curtain, yawning. “Entry to the sacred site of the Tang Dynasty costs two taels for a bath. Back scrubs cost extra. No credit, thanks.”
Little Li: “...”
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