Raising Kids in the 1970s

“Did you hear? Qian Chuanzi Li Xiaoxiao died. They say it was awful, half her body was gone. Apparently, a meteorite or something hit her, and she died on the spot.”

“Pah! Where are these rumors coming from? I'm alive and well in the 1970s, and I've even got a sweet little dumpling of a baby. People would be green with envy! Wait, what is this thing that just rose from the dead?”