The Overlord of Calradia

Could I at least get a System notification when I transmigrate? Or maybe an arrogant goddess to take with me? I wouldn't even mind getting sprayed with water every day. Failing that, how about a System interface? I'm afraid of pain, too. I could put all my points into defense!

What kind of nonsense is this? Other people get some kind of System when they transmigrate, but what do I get? What is all this supposed to be?