Under Six Feet Tall, Yet I Still Rule the Court

"How tall are you?"

"Uh, under six feet."

"Cut the nonsense. How tall, exactly?"

"Five foot nine..."

"At that height, you think you can play basketball? Forget it and go to bed."

But who says you have to be six feet tall to play professional basketball? I'm not only going pro, I'm making it to the NBA, winning a championship, and leading Team China to Olympic gold!