"Plants vs. Zombies?"
"Easy. I've lost count of how many times I've beaten it."
"Assassin's Creed?"
"Isn't that the game about an assassin who can run across rooftops and perform a Leap of Faith?"
"League of Legends?"
"Not to brag, but I've been playing since Season 2."
"The Legend of Wulin?"
"That'll be a piece of cake. I bought that game for ten yuan back in the day."
"NBA 2K21?"
"You know what my gamer ID is? Flying Pork Belly!"
Wait! Say that again.
You want me to become a zombie and eat that bearded guy's brains?
Send me to Britain to go toe-to-toe with the Knights Templar?
Give me four skills and a passive, then drop me into a fight for survival on Runeterra?
Make me a revered martial hero?
Give me a guaranteed spot in the CUBA league?
