[The ‘Miracle Master’ System is at your service. Here are the top five things you’ve wished for in the past seven days:
1. Go on a date with your junior sister.
2. Master a top-tier Qi Refining technique.
3. Cure your master’s mental illness using purely physical methods.
4. Turn your back on the Chongtian Sect and contact the orthodox sects to offer yourself as a spy.
5. Make the Chongtian Sect’s leader meet an untimely end, then reform the demonic Chongtian Sect into a beacon of righteousness by the standards of a model student.]
[Choose one, and the System will take care of it. Our motto is: We won’t stop until we achieve the goal. Your wishes come first, and we’ll do whatever it takes!]
[Please confirm your choice within one minute, or the System will choose one at random.]
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After careful consideration, Wu Xian chose option 2, which seemed the safest.
[Selection complete. Plan finalized. The System will now take control of your body until your wish is fulfilled. Rest assured and leave it to us, Miracle Master. We guarantee success!]
[First step of the plan: Infiltrate the Sect Leader’s wife’s bedroom!]
