Three Kingdoms: I Curse Liu Bei to His Face in Front of Uncle Liu

After transmigrating to the Three Kingdoms era, I was lucky enough to become a live-in son-in-law, with food and drink taken care of. I thought I'd just coast along until the end of my days, but an offhand tirade against Uncle Liu brought me into the middle of the Three Kingdoms conflict.

Wife: Behave yourself and be a good son-in-law, or I'll make you wish you were dead!

Liu Bei: Chief Chu, you truly are a man of divine wisdom!

Cao Cao: Chief Chu, are there any married women left for me?

Sun Quan: Chief Chu, am I really unable to hold on to my own home?

Sima Yi: Chief Chu, I really never meant to usurp the throne!

Chu Yun: Keep a low profile, keep a low profile. I'm just a live-in son-in-law!