The Tomb Guardians of Great Qin

An old man suddenly shows up and insists I start a rebellion and become emperor?

No way. I'm not looking for that kind of trouble!

Don't help me up. Let me lie flat in comfort and be a lazy bum.

But if I could be a foolish emperor...

Living it up, indulging in luxury, wallowing in decadence, reveling in wine and women, and drinking my life away.

Now that I can get behind. I love being a foolish emperor!