Flower Fruit Mountain, Eastern Superior Divine Continent.
"Little monkey from a year ago, did you drop this golden staff, this silver staff, or this iron rod?"
"I dropped the iron rod in the first place!"
Heavenly Court, Celestial River.
"Little Nezha from a year ago, did you drop this golden Wind-Fire Wheel, this silver Wind-Fire Wheel, or this broken wheel that's gone out?"
"Boohoo! Give me back my Wind-Fire Wheels!"
Chang'an River, Great Tang of the Eastern Lands.
"Young... ahem, short and ugly man, did you drop this golden man, this silver man, or this man in a top scholar's robe who's frantically calling for help?"
"You ruined my good time! Fuck your mother!"
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