Whenever Li Pu flashes his trademark wicked smile, somebody's about to have a bad time... Oh, no! Somebody's about to get his help. Pointing his knife at a lucky soul, Li Pu asks, "Are you moved?"
Lucky soul: "I don't dare move! I don't dare move!"
Li Pu, displeased: "Hmm?"
The lucky soul, staring in alarm through tear-filled eyes: "I'm moved! I'm moved!"
Li Pu says with satisfaction, "Good. Please welcome the next lucky soul..."
The spiritual qi revival has begun. Monsters roam the land, ghosts run rampant, and all kinds of races have gathered in the human world. Li Pu is so ordinary he barely counts as human, but after being bound to a Daily Good Deeds System, he can grow stronger by helping others. From then on, he's forced into an absurd life of "helping people." When people die, they become ghosts, and humans fear them. When ghosts die, they become jiangshi, and ghosts fear them. A person says, "You can't kill me. Killing people is against the law."
Li Pu: "Sorry, I'm a ghost."
The person says, "You still can't kill me. I have powerful people backing me."
Li Pu: "I'm really sorry, but I've got ghosts backing me."
A ghost says, "You can't kill me. Killing ghosts is against the law."
"Sorry, I'm a jiangshi."
The ghost cries in alarm, "What? You're a jiangshi?"
Li Pu: "You know too much!"
I, Li Pu, am like a human and like a ghost, like a ghost and like a jiangshi.
I'm not good at saying pretty words; I'm the one who speaks.
As a new author, I'm not good at saying nice things. Wishing all the beautiful ladies who read, favorite, tip, vote, and leave comments: A beauty that could make fish sink, geese fall from the sky, the moon hide its face, flowers blush with shame, a beauty that could topple cities and kingdoms, a fragrance that could rival the heavens. Beautiful as a fairy, plump or slender, graceful and elegant. Beautiful as peach blossoms, graceful and charming, lively and lovely Graceful and elegant, like a flower, soft and fragrant, with the heart of an orchid. Beautiful inside and out, charming and graceful, with bright eyes and white teeth, naturally beautiful. Wishing all the handsome guys who read, favorite, tip, vote, and leave comments: Handsome and elegant, accomplished in both literature and martial arts, a peerless hero of great righteousness Handsome, dashing, debonair, and exceptionally intelligent He was dashing and heroic, with a handsome and imposing figure. Also! I wish everyone who reads this book will become rich, lose weight, and find love!
Keep up the good work with the updates, author! ٩(*´◒`*)۶
I really like this book. The writing is good. Keep it up! ^0^
Author, are you trying to make me laugh to death so you can inherit my Alipay Huabei account? This has provided me with all the laughs for the day (๑╹ヮ╹๑)ﾉ
This system… this minor security guard… isn't the male lead an ordinary person? How could an ordinary person have a controlled knife? Shouldn't he just break off a rock and smash the person's head to pieces…?
Here are 80 recommendation votes, keep it up, big shot!
Cute and funny style, huh? Just dropping by to visit, let's cheer each other on!
Cute and funny style, huh? Just dropping by to visit, let's cheer each other on!
Just passing by and checking in!
That's good, best wishes to you.
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Great book! Author, please keep going!