"The Cuckold" Zhu Wen: Your Majesty has spent these sixteen years making a mess of everything. Quan Zhong won't bother with abdication. Get to the point and hand over your life! I'll replace Tang with Liang!
"One-Eyed" Li Keyong: The emperor is a true man, so he must hold out! The Black Crow Army of Hedong will reach the battlefield in thirty seconds. This time, we'll wipe out that pig plague, old Zhu!
"Thieving Turtle" Wang Jian: Welcome, Sage, to Shu! This land of abundance has plenty of pretty girls. Let's eat hotpot, Sichuan-style. It'll be great!
Lady Li Jianrong: Seventh Son, the realm laughs, the misty rain drifts. Heaven will decide who wins and loses. Let's put out the lights and slip off our robes. I'll bear you a son!
Emperor Zhaozong of Tang, Li Ye: History has too many debts to settle. The Tang Dynasty was bankrupted by the good-for-nothing emperor of my previous life. See how the reborn Li Qilang will overcome every obstacle and defy fate! Revive the Tang and restore its golden age!
My Dear Wife, I Really Don't Want to Take the Imperial Exams
The Carefree Young Noble
Rebuilding the Wanli Era