Too Many Systems, So I Started a Group

My name is Su Bai. I’m a good-for-nothing with terrible cultivation talent. One day, a drunken female cultivator suddenly abducted me by force and took me in as her disciple.

I thought I’d get to live off her and coast through life, but then Systems started appearing one after another, begging and pleading for me to bind them.

I was at a loss. There were simply too many Systems, so I made a System chat group and added them all...

[Super Tycoon System]: Master, short on cash? Bind me now! Spend ten thousand, get a hundred thousand back!

[Myriad Worlds Fitness System]: Raise your hand once, arm strength +10. Take one step, speed +10.

[Black Technology System]: Master, the two little boys are ready. Where should I throw them?

[Sword God System]: Draw your sword ten thousand times to cleave mountains and rivers; a hundred thousand times to cleave the sun and moon; a million times...

[Heartthrob System]: How can anyone in the world have such a perfect, handsome face? I’m not worthy of being called the Heartthrob System!

Su Bai: “Good grief! I just want to be a couch potato. Why am I getting stronger even when I’m lying down?”