The War of the Mad Gods

"Beyond the Ninth Heaven, the Golden Palace shines; immortals of the Great Dao dwell in a boundless realm."

"It doesn't matter whether you cultivate or not. Come take a look, come see for yourself!

Cultivation, cultivation! You won't lose out, and you won't get cheated!

Don't hesitate, don't be afraid!

Cultivate the Immortal Dao, and you'll have wives by the dozen!

Master the Immortal Arts, and even if you're broke, money will come your way!"