What the?! My Money Is Investing on Its Own

On Valentine's Day, Su Xuan set aside five thousand yuan to buy his girlfriend a gift. Then the money actually ran off on its own!

[Ding! Your funds think it's too boring in your account, so they've decided to get out there and take a chance!]

"Purchased 1,000 lottery tickets!"

Balance: 0!

"What the heck?"

Staring at his empty bank account, Su Xuan was dumbfounded.

With no money to spend, his gold-digging girlfriend immediately dumped him!

Who could have guessed that the very next day, one of his lottery tickets would hit the jackpot and win him fifty million yuan?

After that, Su Xuan's money seemed to grow legs and run all over the place. Wherever it went, it somehow found a business opportunity!

[Ding! Acquired the rights to an unknown novel.]

Won the Guoyu Award? The rights are now worth a hundred million!

[Ding! Invested in an unfinished apartment complex.]

Turned it into school-district housing? Sold it for ten billion!

[Ding! Invested five million in a down-and-out director.]

A box office smash? A conservative estimate puts the profit at 1.5 billion!

Su Xuan couldn't help feeling helpless. His wallet was just too capable. It could make money all by itself, leaving him no room to show off!

"If all that's left in life is eating, drinking, and having fun, what's the point? Sigh!"

As he spoke, Su Xuan waved his hand. "Let the music play! Let the dancing begin!"

The karaoke club was instantly filled with singing and dancing, dazzling and glamorous...