Becoming a Superstar Starts with Crossing Over

My dream of stardom is simple: become everyone’s favorite and, while I’m at it, score a mansion and a gorgeous wife.

I can’t compete with the young masters who have rich daddies, and when it comes to acting, my performance is all too fake once the cameras start rolling...

But I still want to be a star. What should I do? Oh, right, I can play soccer!

Is becoming a star really that hard? Scoring goals seems easy enough to me. Might as well give it a shot!