Ghost King, Please Love This Monk One More Time

I searched the heavens above and the underworld below, but found no trace of you in either vast realm.

A certain woman leaned against a corner, whistled at the monk walking out, ran her fingers through her hair, and gave him a flirtatious wink.

The monk ignored her and calmly walked past. Ten paces beyond her, he suddenly turned around.

The woman secretly rejoiced. In the end, even he had been captivated by her beauty.

In a calm voice, the monk said, "You seem to have stepped in dog poop."

"The mountain has trees, and the trees have branches. I adore you, but you don't know," the woman said in a deliberately sweet voice, clutching her handkerchief and putting on the coy airs of a refined young lady.

In a calm voice, the monk said, "A person who has renounced the world does not tell lies. You are being incredibly affected today. I nearly threw up. I need to hurry back and recite the Diamond Sutra a few times to calm myself down."

Gui Hua: Of all the countless things in this world, I love three: the sun, the moon, and you. The sun is for the morning, the moon for the evening, and you for every morning and evening.

Jun Qing: The wise do not fall into the river of love; fools willingly sink into it. Meeting you makes it impossible to be wise, so I am happy to become a fool.

Wu Chen: Is there truly a way to satisfy both sides, to wrong neither the Buddha nor you? If the world makes me wrong you, then I will overturn the whole world.

Xi Ming: A delicate die bears red beans, their longing sinking into the bone. Do you know how deeply I yearn for you? Anyone who harms the lonely princess of the Netherworld will be killed, no matter how far away they flee.

Fu Si: Better for me to wrong the whole world than let the whole world wrong me.

Comedy, feel-good power fantasy, sweet romance, one-on-one romance, strong female lead.