[Farming, green tea, fierce heroine, punishing scumbags, satisfying read, jinx]
An Xia, a master healer and poison expert with a natural talent for jinxing people, transmigrates into an ancient farming family.
She builds wealth and takes down scumbags, then accidentally becomes the regent's princess consort.
The “delicate” regent, who can take a head with a single stroke, regularly complains to his notorious wife.
“Wife, someone poked me with a silver needle.”
“Where are they? I'll give them a dose of poison that'll leave them unable to get up.”
“Wife, someone said I'm useless.”
“Where are they? One curse from me, and they'll be more useless than they can imagine.”
“Wife, someone said you don't care for me.”
“Who dares spread such a lie? I'll turn them into a pincushion!”
“Wife, my chest hurts. Rub it for me!”
“Be good and rub it yourself. I'm busy building my career!”
“Wife, don't you think I'm much easier to work on than your career?”
