May 30, 2020. Sunny.
Simp Diary: He blocked me from seeing his social media posts. I fell into deep thought. Everyone blocks their family, so it turns out he thinks of me as family. He pays attention to the little things. I love him even more.
After Yun Luo got involved in the online gaming and voice-chat scene:
“Wherever you go, big brother, I’ll swim right after you.”
“Even if I can’t get into your fishpond, I’ll still send plenty of food to your fish.”
“Fly fearlessly, big brother. Your little sister will always follow.”
When a freshly met little online puppy shut himself away in a room:
“What are you sad about? You have me.”
“Can’t get past the task?”
“Which app are you on?”
“I’ll send you some gifts. How many does the task need?”
“No need to thank me. Your happiness matters most.”
The online world is so considerate (what a fool, with a few screws loose).
In real life, Yun Luo is incredibly domineering.
“Why call me big sis? Call me daddy.”
Surrounded by handsome guys, she has a cool, aloof air and never flirts with anyone. People call her the “heartbreaker specialist.”
She ignores the campus heartthrob pursuing her, but insists on flirting with a cute little gaming companion.
In the end, the handsome guy keeps her company as she goes wild, and the rich lady plunges into the deep end in an instant.
This book is adapted from real events. A word of advice to all rich ladies: simping for someone feels great for a while, but finding out you’re just one fish in his pond sends you straight to the crematorium! (Please spare me, I’m just a dog.)
