After a certain Ning flew into a rage, her plane crashed and she transmigrated.
Damn it, even if she couldn't transmigrate into some noble young lady, did she have to become a commoner?
And... how was she supposed to explain transmigrating into the body of a woman who had already started to rot?
"Tsk, tsk, so beautiful! What a pity she's a vegetable!" A certain Ning drooled at the slumbering figure sealed on the stone platform.
If this woman dressed up as a man, she'd outshine every celebrity!
It'd be even better if she could bring her into her harem!
After the acupuncture, the figure slowly awoke, her beautiful eyes shining. A certain Ning drooled a couple of miles.
"Master, this disciple was wrong! I won't covet your beauty ever again!" Faced with her master's knife-cold gaze, the useless Ning immediately cowered.
But behind her master's back, a certain Ning was like this.
"Master, I'm going to kidnap you and take you home!" A certain Ning stood at the edge of a cliff and declared boldly.
The next second,
"Bang!" A deafening crash rang out. Blood streamed from every orifice as a certain Ning ground her teeth and struggled to her feet, furious but too afraid to say a word!
A certain Ning thought she'd married the perfect man, but every day brought a new rival to deal with!
Damn it, I'm done! I'm going back to the modern world!
Her master gave a wicked smile. "Wife, where do you think you're going?"
