Love Cats to Win

What? I'm a gorgeous woman in my twenties who's never even dated, and I'm in heat?!!

What? A deadbeat shut-in dares to order me around? He wants me to use cat litter?!

That woman clinging to him really isn't me! Why won't anyone believe me? We're not together!!

Is this what it feels like to fall for someone? I'm actually growing addicted to the warmth in your arms...

Petting cats is risky. Remember to check the almanac!!!