I, Lu Bu, a mere mortal, wielding the Sky Piercer Halberd, can blot out the sky, burrow underground, slay gods, slaughter Buddhas, destroy immortals, and battle the Great Dao. I swear to shatter the legends of the immortal realm!
Zeus, King of the Gods: "Hey, little bro, get me a hat, the green kind you mentioned. It'll look so cool!"
Aphrodite, Goddess of Love: "I would gladly be your Red Hare, riding beneath you as we race through the night!"
The thirteen Valkyries: "Stop pretending. You were the one who sneaked off to the hot springs with us last night. No backing out now, Young Master. Just give in!"
