I, Zheng Xiyao, the genius master thief of the twenty-first century, actually transmigrated in the most clichéd way imaginable. With my beauty and my vain, sharp tongue, one careless moment landed me in the body of a wicked fat woman. When I woke up, the family was dirt poor, my husband hated me to the bone, and while everyone else who transmigrated had loving parents and a prince who doted on them, I had a headache, a backache, and aches all over. To stay alive, I'll roll up my sleeves and work hard. Watch me slay monsters and teach ruffians a lesson, one step at a time, until I win myself a handsome man...
