After becoming a villainess, Jin Xiaojiu says all she wants is to ship couples! As for herself, she'll just have to make do with spending her days doing nothing, enjoying this dull, boring life of wealth.
The canon couple is the best! They're the pinnacle of romance, the matchmaker's greatest work!
What? My cheap, all-powerful mother is forcing the male lead to marry me? Not happening. Push me any harder and I'll become a nun and spend my days praying and eating vegetarian food!
What? A useless villain wants to sabotage the male and female leads' relationship? Not happening. Since I know the plot, my golden finger is wide open. I'll send that villain wherever it's coolest and leave them there.
What? The lovestruck second male lead has won her over, and he's marrying the heroine tomorrow? N-no way.
Jin Xiaojiu: ?
What happened to them being the pinnacle? What happened to being the matchmaker's greatest work?
Fine, my ship sank. But why has the whole country fallen too?!
And what's with the big, loyal-dog regent following me around?
