Do you know about Hell? I don't. Don't ask me. Do you know about immortals? I don't. Don't ask me.
Do you know there's a book called The Daoist Rogue's Cultivation Memoir? I do. You're reading it right now.
This book tells the cultivation memoir of a Daoist named Ye Wu, who nearly gave up his balls for the Dao, but eventually defied the odds and became a grandmaster.
The stages of cultivation in this book are: Aperture Origin, Gate Breaking, Extraordinary Meridians, Pill Convergence, Dragon Nurturing, and Ascendant Fruit (when the Great Ascension comes, the fruit ripens and falls, shedding the mortal body and ascending to the heavens in a single step).