Special Ability: Talking Nonsense

He showed up with all sorts of chaotic ideas in his head. What on earth is he up to?

Hey, hey, don't look at me through tinted glasses! What? You want to know what tinted glasses are? That's a complicated question. If I tried to give you a proper explanation, I'd be talking for three days and three nights.

Wait, don't interrupt me! How am I being improper? Don't hit me! I've still got more to say.