“Things were fine at first. Then, I don't know what happened, but this young woman wouldn't let me leave. Maybe she was captivated by my beautiful looks. Anyway, she just wouldn't let me go.”
A young woman? Lan Feng was speechless again. It seemed that this thing's narcissism hadn't changed at all. He asked, “Did you tell her we're together?”
“I did!” Xiao Ling nodded, then added, “But I also told her that you spying on her while she bathed was your own problem, and had nothing to do with me.”
“Watch what you say! Who spied on her while she bathed? Don't you know what actually happened?” Lan Feng hurriedly corrected it. That sort of thing couldn't be said carelessly. He glared at it and said, “If you told her we're together, would she still let you go? Is your little head full of tofu?”
“Your head is the one full of tofu, and it's got even more in it,” Xiao Ling retorted indignantly. Then it pecked Lan Feng with its pointed little beak and continued, “I told her from the start. She was going to let me go, but I didn't leave. Who knew she'd refuse to let me leave later?”
