I wanted to keep a low profile and quietly cultivate immortality, but there are too many unexpected turns, and even more people coming over to get face-slapped. In that case, this young lady won't hold back. If I don't smack you all into pig-headedness, how could I do justice to the faces you've so eagerly thrust at me?
"Does it hurt? Let me blow on it for you."
"Get outta here!"
"Tired? Let me give you a massage."
"You get outta here too!"
"Sleepy? Let me warm your bed."
"...All of you, get the hell out!"
Also known as "Everyone in This World Is Yandere," "This Has to Be an Angsty Novel," and "The Male Leads Are All Complete Psychos."
