Showbiz: From Bandit to Global Idol

From the moment he debuted, he was like a ruthless bandit, robbing young women around the world of their hearts.

Countless people sang the songs he wrote, and his name filled the music charts.

His movies drew legions of fans, and every release left the streets deserted.

The Oscars and the Grammys want me to accept their awards? Forget it. There's no room for any more trophies at home. I'll leave the chance to someone else.