"The Heavenly Emperor is unjust, treating the Three Realms like straw dogs! Just seeing that hypocritical Heavenly Emperor fills you with disgust. If someone like that can be Heavenly Emperor, why can't I?"
"No, no, no. I think I'd rather just have a steady job every day." Yi Zifeng shook his head like a rattle drum.
"A beauty belongs to the worthy! You see the bewitchingly alluring Queen Mother in the heavenly court, and an inexplicable urge wells up inside you."
"I can't do it! I can't do it!" Thinking of the ferocious Fairy Nishang back home, Yi Zifeng shook his head frantically, his legs going weak.
"Steal the heavens and swap the sun, turn the universe upside down!" Taibai Jinxing leaned in mysteriously. "Zifeng, come. Let's discuss our grand plan."
Yi Zifeng couldn't help but burst into tears. "I just want to coast along, eat my fill, and wait to die! It's just that this System gives me way too much."
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