I Transmigrated into a Turtle and Quietly Signed In for 800 Years

I transmigrated as a turtle. Why does everyone want to stew me?

Yun Fan panicked. To escape the fate of ending up in a pot, he resolutely threw himself into the arms of a lovely young woman and embarked on the path of low-key growth!

[Ding! Congratulations, Host. You’ve signed in and received a copy of the Daoist Scripture.]

[Ding! Congratulations, Host. You’ve evolved into the divine beast Black Tortoise.]

[Ding! Congratulations, Host. Your meat is even more delicious, making you the number one choice for nourishing yin and strengthening the kidneys.]

[Ding...]

Eight hundred years later, chaos engulfed the world, and Yun Fan was forced to emerge from seclusion. With a set of military boxing moves, he swept across the eight directions. Looking down on the world, he finally shouted the words he had held back for eight hundred years: “Who the hell still dares throw Master Yun into a pot?”