I Am the Supplier of the Three Realms

Erlang Shen: I'll use my divine third eye to buy a Cartier bracelet for my beloved Dragon Palace Princess.

Taishang Laojun: Get this old man a pack of Hua Zi, young friend, and I'll give you a peerless elixir.

Queen Mother of the West: I am a little tired today, and my complexion looks sallow. I'm buying a box of cosmetics. Come on, come on, I'll give you infinite romantic luck!

By chance, he is chosen by the Heavenly Court to become the supplier to the Three Realms. This lovesick young man makes a comeback and rises above the rest. He farms, shows off, and picks up girls in his spare time. Life couldn't be better…