Being a woman is hard, but being a man is even harder. I just wanted to keep my head down and stay alive, so why are you sneaking around inside this general's residence? What are you looking at? Never seen someone who's neither male nor female before?
Being a villain is hard, but being a good person is even harder. I just want to marry a sweet young wife, so why does this perverted man keep circling around me?
After my closest family were murdered, I disguised myself as a man to survive and infiltrated the imperial court. Above me, a vicious wolf watches my every move. Below me, a little civet cat is always trying to catch me out. This loyal subject is exhausted to the core!