Lu Wen transmigrated to Fangcun Mountain and became a woodcutter.
He activated the Hongmeng Heaven Disciple-Recruiting System, fenced off a patch of land for his cultivation grounds, and settled in to raise fish and plant trees.
A monkey with an innate tendency to overthink comes to seek his tutelage?
Accepted.
Two brothers with horns on their heads come looking for trouble?
The one called Golden Horn, I'll teach you the sword-immortal arts. Silver Horn, you just keep that classic 1986 smile of yours and be a mascot.
Whether it's a fool who claims to be the Golden-Winged Roc, or a "bony" beauty from the Funeral of Love movement,
I'll take them all.
Oh, and there's also the scheming Western Heaven and Eastern Heavenly Court.
If you come, I'll take you in too. I'll take you in and sort you out.
