Turns Out I'm Already a Big Shot

Think this is about an overpowered protagonist? Sorry, it's actually about a pathetic guy looking for a partner. Think this is about a Dragon King returning? Sorry, he's actually relying on the country to make something of himself. Think this is about cultivating immortality? Sorry, the protagonist is just an ordinary Taoist priest with a few abilities.

Synopsis 2:

"What??? You like me? Sorry, I like my partner!"

"What??? You're targeting me? Sorry, the country has my back!"

"What??? You're trying to steal my partner? In that case, I'll personally introduce you to my founding grandmaster!"