The Gold Medal Spirit Tamer Can't Possibly Be This Cowardly

The moment internet-addicted girl Li Yuanyuan wakes up in a coffin, she's targeted by the Condor Heroes Couple System...

Partner: This man is kind of useless;

Talent: It doesn't work when it matters most;

Skills: How come not one of them can save my life?

Weapons: They're all one piece of trash after another.

On their wedding night.

"Bai Feimo, do you want to be on top or on the bottom?"

"As a seven-foot-tall man, how could I take the bottom?" With that, Bai Feimo stormed over to the bed and claimed his spot.

But Li Yuanyuan came out of the heated room with a quilt, spread it on the floor, and promptly fell fast asleep.

"Weren't you asking me..."

As thunderous snores filled the room, Bai Feimo knelt there, staring blankly at her for a full eight hours.