Chu Xian transmigrates into a cultivation world and obtains the Strongest Anti-Status System in History.
A disciple: "Master, Master, hurry up and cultivate! If you don't, our sect will be struck off the register!"
Chu Xian smiles faintly. "What's there to panic about? Let me be lazy for a few more days, and I'll reach the Golden Core Realm!"
Chu Xian takes a Warm Spirit Pill: [Spiritual Energy -2]
Takes a Myriad Poison Pill: [Spiritual Energy +2, Physical Strength +2, Spirit +2]
[Indulging in lust: Vital Essence +33, Physical Strength +2, Cardiopulmonary Function +3, Fatigue -1]
Chu Xian teaches a disciple so badly that they become useless [Congratulations, Host! Advance one minor realm!]
A powerful figure from a certain sect: "May I ask Sect Master Chu, you lounge around at home every day without cultivating, spend all your time in the pleasure quarters, and exhaust your vital essence. Does that really make you happy?"
A disciple cuts in: "You can't even begin to imagine how happy my master is!"
