My name is Chen Wei. I live in Henan, northeast of Luoyang. Although I belong to Luoyang City, I'm over a hundred li from Luoyang and fairly close to the Yellow River. The day I was born, a torrential storm threatened to burst the Yellow River's banks. The rain stopped and the sky cleared as soon as I came into this world. A neighbor, a disciple of the Kongtong Sect, saw that I was no ordinary child. I grew up practicing martial arts alongside him, my master. I didn't like school, so my education is limited. I hadn't even finished middle school when I left home to find work at fifteen.
Since I'd practiced martial arts from a young age, my PE teacher noticed me in middle school and took me to a city martial arts competition. I won first place. During a sparring match with a girl, she asked me to hold her around the waist. I thought she was going to stomp on my foot, but instead she kicked me right in the head.
I never expected that contact with a girl would make me pass out and transmigrate to the Three Kingdoms period, where I became Lu Bu. My parents were terrified when I fainted and hurriedly took me to my master. He took one look and said my soul had left my body and traveled back to my previous life. He also said that I'd been Lu Bu in that life.
Then he used a soul-summoning spell to bring me back.
Because I won first place in the city's martial arts competition, the girls in my class admired me. Then another girl said she liked me, but a boy in our class, Wang Xiaowu, stole her away from me.
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