One day, Lin Xiao suddenly got a System and became an envoy tasked with inspecting the gods of Heaven.
Lin Xiao: "The Old Lord Lao is suspected of operating a furnace without a license, seriously polluting the air of Heaven, and showing no environmental awareness. Fine him!"
The Old Lord Lao: "Great God, could you perhaps make an exception?"
(He secretly slips him a Nine-Turn Golden Pill.)
Lin Xiao: "Trying to bribe me? I'll combine the charges and sentence you to life imprisonment!"
Performance +1. Reward: 9,999 Nine-Turn Golden Pills, which he immediately uses as snacks.
On the way, he accidentally bumps into Nezha.
Lin Xiao: "Since Li Jing has failed to discipline his son, this envoy will do it for him."
Half a minute later, Nezha covers his face with both hands and flees in shame.
At the Hall of Miraculous Firmament.
The Jade Emperor: "Envoy, do me a favor and stop making things difficult for the immortals~"
Lin Xiao: "No problem, because... I'm specifically here to deal with you!"
From the Heavenly Emperor down to the lowest soldier, there's no one I, Lin Xiao, can't keep in line.
I am the Heavenly Dao. Who dares disobey?!