Three Kingdoms: I, the Eunuch Emperor!

This book is pretty good. Keep it up, author! I'm following along.

What kind of book is this? You're doing people a lot of harm with this book. Please, this is really going too far. Why did you even bother with this book? My son's grades are below average in every subject, and he's in the second year of junior high. What am I supposed to do? He's not even in high school yet! What kind of book is this? You killed my son. Who is the author? Come out now! If you don't show up, I'm calling the police! Let me tell you, you bunch of people... Spending all your time on these eunuch and late Han dynasty stuff will get you killed! You have no future, I'm telling you. Why don't you hundreds of people just study properly? What's the point of spending all day online and reading novels? Masu, you guys need to pay more attention to your lives, okay? Have some learning goals, okay? Are you even human, spending all your time reading novels?

Is anyone alive?