The Princess Consort Simply Refuses to Turn Evil

Mu Xiaoyan is a low-budget version of a loser princess, carrying memories of the 21st century. Her people skills are hilarious, her intelligence is questionable, and she lives by the belief that shameless people are invincible. Her nickname is Little Cockroach.

Armed with nothing but a paintbrush, she roams the world and makes ends meet in the pleasure quarter by selling "Xiaoqiang Meat Pies," a recipe published by Brother Qiang. Unfortunately, she keeps running into her nemesis, an icy-faced man. Her every move is as fierce as a tiger's, but she somehow ends up surrounded by a bunch of idiots.

Her dream is simple: a house, a car, and a hundred million in savings. She loves the reek of money most of all. If you have the heart to hit her, she'll gladly drop to her knees and beg for mercy at any moment, then crack her head on the floor in no time to become your loyal lackey.

The heroine's advantages all belong to the supporting female characters. Mu Xiaoyan refuses to take part in even one episode of palace intrigue, would rather die than jump off a cliff, and is happy to let other women have the men. Her skin isn't fair, her looks aren't beautiful, and her legs aren't long. But if you dare make her perform the formal wedding rites, she'll tear down your bridal threshold.