The Great Tianpeng's Tale

They say you can't transmigrate into Journey to the West, and you can't be reborn in the Three Kingdoms of old. So why am I so unlucky? Not only did I transmigrate into Journey to the West, I'm actually Zhu Bajie! If that bald guy outside hadn't dragged me along to fetch the scriptures, I wouldn't even have known that someone as handsome as me could be Zhu Bajie! Quick question: how can I get out of going to fetch the scriptures? Waiting for an answer online. It's urgent!