Journey to the West: Tang Sanzang with Cheat Powers

Sun Wukong: I will never forget that day. Master warned me that monks should have compassion, then turned around, pulled out a 98K, and shot the Black Bear Demon right in the head in midair.

Bajie: I will never forget that day. Master said his heart was devoted to Buddha and free of distracting thoughts, then turned around and went straight to the empress's bedroom, where they spent the night discussing Buddhist teachings by candlelight.

Sha Seng: I will never forget that day. Master complained that he was just an ordinary mortal, then turned around, activated a flying cheat, and headed up to the heavens to chat and laugh with Sister Guanyin.

Little White Dragon: I will never forget that day. Master said that traveling west to obtain the scriptures meant enduring hardship and tempering one's character, then turned around and lit up a Huazi, saying it was smooth on the throat.

I transmigrated into Journey to the West and became a heaven-defying Tang Monk. I came with auto-aim, infinite health, the ability to walk through walls, and the power to fly through the sky and tunnel underground. My monk's staff can transform into any weapon: Barrett rifles, Gatling guns, shotguns...